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biology [Feb. 11th, 2016|11:23 am]
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I just told a pregnant lady that growing a beard was like my version of being pregnant because "it's the most amazing thing I can do with my body."
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another one! I'm unstoppable! [Feb. 1st, 2016|10:52 am]
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LonR - It's exactly like Facebook, except nobody is your friend. There are no privacy controls. Everyone can see everything you post. It's just that no one cares.
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I'm a goddamn moneymaking genius. [Jan. 28th, 2016|08:36 am]
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App idea:
Shkrelr - you sign up. We give you a million dollars and everyone thinks you're an asshole. Plus, you get one member of the Wu-Tang Clan as a personal nemesis.

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invest now [Jan. 27th, 2016|11:17 am]
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New app idea:
Mugger - It's exactly like Twitter, except that what you do is you follow people you think are smart or funny, and Mugger just reposts whatever they post under your name, without attribution.
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Dis Tracks [Jan. 26th, 2016|11:22 am]
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Hey, guys, we are living in a golden age, and here's proof:

Some rapper named B.o.B. dropped a dis track about Neil DeGrasse Tyson last night, because B.o.B. thinks the Earth is flat and NDT tweeted at him that it's not. The track is absolutely worth listening to, if only because he references lizard people, secret cloning, the Masons, globalism, and Holocaust denial. The Genius annotation is totally worth reading.

http://genius.com/8579611

This is AMAZING.
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nnnnnoooooooo [Jan. 21st, 2016|02:09 pm]
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OMG I want to die.
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Outrageous! [Oct. 23rd, 2015|11:59 am]
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Jem and the Holograms is not actually that bad of a movie, believe it or not. If you enjoy harmonies, or have any love of modern pop music, I can recommend it.

Also, and I swear to god this is true, it's basically like if the movie National Treasure was a teen musical, complete with a guy who could be a younger version of Nick Cage in a prominent bit role.
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Slime Time [Oct. 21st, 2015|08:38 am]
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In a couple weeks I'm going to be taking part in a 48-hour Dungeons & Dragons game, to benefit Hasbro Children's Hospital. The current plan is for the entire event to be streamed live on Twitch, so you can watch me play D&D if you want. Do it for the children('s hospital)!

Sadly, because this is a corporate event, I can't actually play for the entire weekend (apparently some people become a PR risk after staying awake drinking Red Bull for 18+ hours). I am, however, playing in two of the sessions, and running one of them, which means I get to raise money on a personal page for the event. And that's where you all come in. Here's my fundraising page:
http://www.extra-life.org/participant/Forest

I've got a few fundraising goals in there (at least two of which involve me pelting or being pelting with Jello live on the internet), and will think of a few more ways to embarass myself and others for your amusement as the time goes by.

Please donate if you can! But more importantly, please repost my fundraising page on your Myspace page or Friendster or whatever social network you use these days! Thank you!
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wipes [Sep. 21st, 2015|02:59 pm]
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Someone brought their baby in. It's currently 40 feet away from me, and yet the scent of baby musk is almost overpowering.

I like babies! This is the best kind of baby too. You know the ones that just look fat and pissed off like a shaved Persian cat? The best. But seriously, I should have to be near a baby to smell baby wipes this strongly.
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RIP winter [Jul. 15th, 2015|06:42 am]
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Rest in peace, Seaport snow mountain.
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